The Ethernal Doomed Overheated Procecessor at the last moment before burned out left the final wish to call this thing:

First name:
OTOEXOR

Last name:
IXEBOR

Full sacred name:
THE GREAT FLEXOPROTOEXORAIXEBOR

Say it several times loudly... Yah! That sounds cool! Isn't it?
No? Hmmm... So... You can: