The Ethernal Doomed Overheated Procecessor at the last moment before burned out left the final wish to call this thing:

First name:
ZAPEDER

Last name:
BLOC-XOR

Full sacred name:
HIDDEN SAMANTAZAPEDERABLOC-XOR

Say it several times loudly... Yah! That sounds cool! Isn't it?
No? Hmmm... So... You can: